
Traditionally people give up or sacrifice something during the Lenten season, but for years now I’ve always done something of the opposite. I try to add something fulfilling to my life. This year I’ve decided to do a drawing a day.
Day 33
Shark’s are curious creatures. They attack because they think you’re food like a sea turtle or a sea lion. Humans aren’t food, but if you’re sitting on a surfboard or are an overweight person doing the frog, then you might look like food. If they’re not sure what you are, they’ll bump you first before they decide they’re going to bite.
So, if you’re worried about getting eaten by a shark, here are two things you can do:
- Be a better swimmer. Less splashy, more flashy.
- Don’t do the frog.
Seriously, if you get bit, punch the fekking thing in the nuts.
Alternatively, you can carry the pheromones of a dead shark, but you would essentially destroy the entire ecological balance of the California coast that depends on sharks for an entire year. You would be the cause of the collapse of the Californian fishing industry, people would go hungry and thousands would lose jobs, all because you were scurred of sharks. What kind of IronTEAM member are you? Shame on you. Shame.

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